[Universial Fetish: Assholes (1B+1D, 2C); Casual Cockplay: Women 18-45 (1A+1D, 2B)]

"Wait...you want what?!"

Charles is staring at you. His mouth agape with shock.

"What the fuck. I thought I've heard everything. I mean the female urination thing was gross enough, but this is next level. Assholes? Really? Jesus christ man. What the hell have you been looking at online? This sounds like some weird fetish thing off of 4chan or some shit. You really do study Baboon asses don't you?

You were bright red with embarrassment. "But...umm you asked what fetishes I wanted for my ideal world and I guess... I don't know maybe mine are a bit off."

"You think? An asshole fetish? Really? Well damn man I guess we might as well talk this through."

Charles visibly shutters as if he doesn't want to think about what you requested.

"Ok ok ok. Trying not to judge you too hard man. So what you're telling me is that you want a world where everyone, men, women, everything in between, share a universal fetish. That fetish being assholes. They love everything about them: the smell, the taste, the texture, the shape. With such a universal interest, I imagine assholes are going to be on display, so clothing is going to change a bit. Sex-practices too... you want to pipe in Dr. Proctologist?"

"So umm, with the sex-practices. I want to switch things up a bit—and stop me if its too much. So first, if you could rimjobs and asslicking like the go to default for sex, that would be great. And anal sex as preferred over vaginal sex would be amazing too. And...umm...for women especially it would be fantastic if they were constantly trying to put stuff in their ass. Like butt plugs, dildos, vegetables, their hands and ar"

"Woah buddy let me stop you there before you get more graphic. Yes, we can do all of that. Only makes sense. Doc's a bit of an egalitarian though so he's probably going to apply this stuff equally to guys as well. And I'm guessing you want this to be public by default eh?"

You hadn't even thought of that, but it only made sense for it to be public. "Yeah! So you can make it so that sex-play that deals with the asshole would be normal in public? Not sure I want total free-use though. Maybe like friends will do it, but not total strangers?"

"Hmm yeah we can probably work something out like that, Doc is good with this you know. I see you have some modifiers too. So with the 1B you have it so that everyone will enjoy this asshole obsession. Makes sense. The 1D means that people will enjoy it together, or, more specifically, women will be enjoying one another's assholes together. That ought to be fun eh? And of course it wouldn't be a universal fetish without that 2C modifier. With that everyone will constantly be raving about assholes as if they were the most important thing in their lives. Does that about sum it up?"

You nod and feel yourself start to get a little tense down below. Charles looks down at your pants.

"Oh jesus man hold it together for like 5 more minutes and you can do that all you want. To hurry this along, let's get to your second fetish. You want all women to be into casual cockplay? You're going to have to explain that one friend."

You pipe up to explain, "So what I mean is that I want it to be normal for women to basically just casually jerk me off, give me a blow job, or other ministrations as long as it involves my dick. They won't think much of it, but will acknowledge that it's pleasurable to me. Maybe some will view is as a favor to me or maybe some will simply do it sort of automatically because they're bored. I'll be honest, I'm kind of inspired by those Japanese Pornos where the women casually jerk off guys in public and act like nothing is strange!"

Charles nods, "Hmm interesting. Pretty hot too actually. I might not get down with the ass stuff, but this is a bit more tame. Hell, it's downright vanilla compared to the asshole stuff! I'm foreseeing some fun situations though. Maybe you're in a movie theater and the girl next to you just starts giving you a handjob. Or maybe you're out to dinner on a double date and your mate's girl takes her shoes off and starts rubbing your groin! Sounds delightful! Now what about the modifiers, eh?"

Oh yeah, modifiers, you think to yourself. "Sure. So the 1A makes sense right. I only want this casual cockplay to be for me, no one else. I want the 1D so that women can participate together to help me out and the 2B so that it brings in the casual aspect. That way they at least consciously acknowledge it, but they don't obsesses over it. That work?"

Charles nods, "Sounds good to me mate. Let me call the Doc and get this rolling!"

With another nod, Charles reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small flip phone that looks about a decade old. "Right then, lad. I'll give the doctor a call and you'll be on your way."

Punching numbers in, he puts the phone to his ear as the dial tone starts playing. Not long after, it stops and a muffled voice you can't hear very well from your end speaks up. "Yeah, doc, he's got it all planned out," Charles said with a small laugh and a smile. "It's almost diabolical, really. I actually think it's pretty solid, yeah. Here's what he came up with..."

You can't help but feel pretty good about the fact that you managed to impress this man.

Charles relays the information to the point, and after some silence, the muffled voice says something very briefly before hanging up on their end, causing the call to drop. Charles turns his eyes to you as he closes his phone and stands up from his seat. "That's that. Now, if you'll follow me."

Getting up from your own chair, you follow the foreign gentleman through the maze of crates, occasionally passing an emotionless guard with eyes hidden behind heavy sunglasses. Your heart racing, you're still not sure what exactly to expect. How is this going to end...?

"Here we are."

Looking around, you see that you and Charles are suddenly at the end of a very long white hallway, walls painted with streaks of black. In front of you stands a large black door with curved handles of silver, standing impressively tall.

How...and when? Why are you in this hall? You were in the warehouse just moments ago...right?

"Don't think too hard, lad," Charles says with a dismissive chuckle. "All I need you to do is imagine where you want to be when you open this door. It's that simple. Could be your shitty apartment, could be the halls of your college, could be a movie theater downtown...just think of where you want to be as you start to explore and exploit the world you've created."

Well...you've already come this far. You've listened to this insane gentleman prattle on about your desires assholes and casual cockplay...so there's no point in trying to figure this out now. You decide to throw caution to the wind and go all the way, seeing this ride through to the end.